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- The maximum effect that is observed is produced by a causative agent of barely detectable intensity, and the magnitude of the effect is substantially independent of the intensity of the cause.
- The effect is of a magnitude that remains close to the limit of detectability, or many measurements are necessary because of the very low statistical significance of the results.
- There are claims of great accuracy.
- Fantastic theories contrary to experience are suggested.
- Criticisms are met by ad hoc excuses.
- The ratio of supporters to critics rises and then falls gradually to oblivion.
Another astronomical example of this might be COBE. COBE was the satellite that gave us the first indications of anisotropies in the cosmic microwave background - the early fluctuations in the universe that seeded the growth of the structure we see today. COBE did really brilliant and groundbreaking science. Here's an image of the temperature variations measured by COBE:


I noticed on Twitter this morning some mention of Dana Ullman's account there. Mr Ullman is a homeopath, and can frequently be spotted around the internet commenting on and generally supporting homeopathy.
Today, he said: "Homeopathy is medical biomimicry and a nanopharmacology."
Humorously, @landtimforgot followed up with: "Oh, so it's harmless and just pretends to look like medicine @HomeopathicDana: Homeopathy is medical biomimicry.."
What caught my eye though, is the word 'nanopharmacology'. This is a composite word made up of 'pharmacology' and 'nano'. Pharmacology is the bit of medicine that deals with drugs. Nano is the SI prefix meaning 'billionth' - 10-9.
This is laughable.
When you take a drug, you take it in quantities that might range from something like a microgram up to a gram. The typical adult dose of paracetamol for instance, is a gram. Prozac you might take in doses around the tens of micrograms.
A nanogram is a tiny amount. An extremely lethal toxin like the botulism - the most lethal known to man, will kill an adult if given in the quantity of about 100ng.
So nanopharmacology would involve tiny amounts of a substance. But it's not even remotely close to many homeopathic treatments.
A nanogram is about 6x1014 times as heavy as a proton. If you took a small virus, you'd need about a billion to add up to a nanogram.
How much of an active substance is in a 30C homeopathic treatment though? If you started off with a gram, you'd have so little you'd be way off finding an SI prefix for it - a yoctogram is 10-24g, somewhat smaller than a proton and about the mass of a kaon. You'd need not a yocto yocto gram, but a pico yocto yocto gram to get down to the average mass in such a treatment. It's absurd. It's about as much smaller as the lightest subatomic particle as the lightest subatomic particle is to the aforementioned lethal dose of botulinum toxin.
Here's another way to put it. If you accidentally took instead of two pills of paracetamol, but one pill of paracetamol and one of anti-paracetamol you'd find yourself at ground zero of an explosion comparable to the size of a hefty atom bomb. It's about 20 kilotons of TNT - a bit bigger than Hiroshima.
If you accidentally managed to take some of the active substance in a 12C homeopathic remedy and its antimatter equivalent it'd release the energy of something like that of a heavily sedated mosquito scratching its face. I had to switch to 12C instead of 30C or I'd simply be unable to find an analogy. Wikipedia tells me that 30C would be about 15 orders of magnitude smaller than the kinetic energy of the coldest molecule ever produced, let alone the kinetic energy of the foreleg of a stoned mozzie.
So, you have to wonder who on earth came up with this daft word 'nanopharmacology'. It's a complete nonsense buzzword that I can only assume is made to give homeopathy the vaguest appearance of something scientific, its grossly misleading.
Homeopathy is certainly not nanoscale any more than a polo mint is cosmological in scale. One might argue (wrongly, I think) that homeopathy has some other mechanism, in which case why use the word 'pharmacology'? Homeopathy, whatever it is, is sure as hell not that.